Snow is just another example of oppression.
"It is all white, it is such a delight"
Now you are all aware that I am a liberal. Meaning that I try to be as fair as possible when judging the world around me. Also it means that I am not some psycho, one-track minded conservative. Oh I digress. I just cannot understand why people enjoy living in geographical climates which have extreme, inclimate weather. Survival of our civilization requires people to wake up and move to the West Coast as soon as possible.
Seriously, the human body was not created to stand extreme temperatures, and our body temperature is effected by external temperature. Dont believe me? Then place you body in front of the heater for about, mmm, 30 minutes, and see if you do not get warmer and start to sweat. Your body temperature has raised and the sweat is the way of cooling your body.
With that being said, back to this snow business. Most minorities are americans by plight, not choice. Most minorities also came from very warm, tropical climates. Snow is not a phenomena in Africa. Snow is not a phenemena in Central America. Snow is not a phenomena in the Carribbean. As such, Snow does not have a fond, fine, rich history in the monority community.
There are several problems with Snow, which I will list here for your reading pleasure:
Problems with SNOW:
1. It is white:
Just another sign of minority depression. Ever wonder why snow is white? The sky is blue, so why does'nt the snow that falls from the sky also represent the color of blue? It is because many years ago some white guy prayed that the tears falling from heaven represent the color of the oppressor, which was white. Thus, snow is now and will always be WHITE.
2. It is cold, real cold.
What is the purpose of the stuff being cold. This does nothing but add insult to injury. First of all, it is white, in addition to being cold and slippery.
3. It falls in areas less populated by Minorities.
So, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well here is a good example of that fable. THink for a moment. Snow falls primarily in Colorado, Idaho, Wyoming, Minnesota, Kansas and other placed that lots of white people live. Why is that? I think that it did not snow very much in those areas until minorities started to move in. Then, the snow came and answered the prayers of the white people and ran all of the minorities out. In addition, the cost of living increased, ski resorts were built, and finally the whites had a true heaven on earth, minus minorities.
So there you have it.
Jesus was white,
His father was white,
His father lives in the heavens,
Snow falls from the Heavens,
So therefore, it must be white as everything falling for the heaven is white.
Ok, but must it also be cold?
Ok, I know, I will go to Starbucks (another white establishment) and have some coffee to warm up.
